The Christian Right Is Neither, and Here Goes Your Proof

The Christian Right Would Disagree With Me

If I Told Them What Was Really In the Bible

by Rev. Paul J. Bern

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I met someone not too long ago who insisted that the King James Bible is the only legitimate version available. As far as he was concerned, all other versions currently in print, including my New International version Bible, were “not from God”. I don’t care to elaborate on this much except to say that I don’t agree with that at all. But I’m using this example to make the point that there are a lot of conservative right-wingers like that guy who have some views about the Bible and Christianity that are totally contrary to the Scriptures. If indeed these people’s beliefs are inconsistent with Scripture, then the question becomes why do religious extremists on the right (and Christianity has them just like the Muslims do) get away with proclaiming what Jesus would or wouldn’t support (such as endless wars)? The answer is simple: Conservatives have not read the Bible. Of the ones who do, an overwhelming number of Christians are astonishingly illiterate when it comes to understanding the Bible. On hot-button social issues, from same-sex marriage to abortion, Biblical passages are invoked without any real understanding of the context or true meaning. What America needs is Christianity without the dogma, and faith without the spiritual pollution of conservative politics. Nondenominational Christianity with the commandments of Jesus Christ being first and foremost, viewed from a liberal or leftist perspective, would be far closer to what Jesus originally taught than the ultra-conservative slant being espoused all over the right-wing media today. That’s why it’s vital as we live in these last days to help the helpless whenever possible. In so doing, we become ambassadors for Christ while living our lives in complete accordance with God’s will.

It’s surprising how little Christians know of what is still the world’s most popular book. The Right has successfully rebranded liberals who gave away free healthcare and were pro-redistributing wealth into a white-skinned-only, trickledown, union-busting conservative. So how much do secular Americans know of the book that one-third of the country believes to be literally true (like I do)? Surveys that I pulled up on the Internet show that 60 percent of Christians can’t name more than five of the Ten Commandments; 12 percent of adults think Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife; and nearly 50 percent of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were a married couple. A 2013 Gallup poll shows 50 percent of Americans can’t name the first book of the Bible, while roughly 82 percent believe “God helps those who help themselves” is a biblical verse. So, if Americans get an F in the basic fundamentals of the Bible, what hope do they have in knowing what Jesus would say about labor unions, taxes on the rich, universal healthcare, and food stamps? It becomes easy to spread a lie when no one knows what the truth is. That’s why the Right has successfully rebranded liberals who gave away free healthcare and were pro-redistributing wealth into a white-skinned-only, trickledown, union-busting conservative. The truth, whether conservatives like it or not, is not only that Jesus was a meek and mild liberal Jew who spoke softly in parables and metaphors – except when He threw the moneychangers out of the Temple in Matthew 21, verses 12-13 – but when one reads down a couple more chapters in any of the 4 Gospels, it was the religious conservatives who had Jesus killed. The fact that He rose again on the third day tells me everything I need to know about Jesus’ view of conservatives. American conservatives, however, have morphed Jesus into a muscular masculine warrior, in much the same way the Nazis did, as a means of combating “terrorism”, which has become a synonym for American world domination.

Knowing the Bible requires a contextual understanding of authorship, history and interpretation. For instance, when Republicans were justifying their cuts to the food stamp program back in 2013, they quoted the 2nd book of Thessalonians: “Anyone unwilling to work should not eat.” One poll showed that more than 90 percent of Christians believe this New Testament quote is attributed to Jesus. It’s not! This was taken from a letter written by Paul to his church in Thessalonica. Paul wrote to this specific congregation to remind them that there were too many people in the congregation that were freeloading off that church. Only a few were doing all the work and making the majority of the financial contributions, and everybody else was just hanging around for the free food. What Paul did say is that anyone too lazy to work shouldn’t expect anything at dinner time, and that’s just common sense.

What often comes as a surprise to your average Sunday wine-and-cracker Christian is the New Testament did not fall from the sky the day Jesus ascended to Heaven. The New Testament is a collection of writings, 27 in total, of which 12 are credited to the authorship of Paul, four to the Gospels (Luke also wrote Acts), and the balance with the remaining apostles. What we do know about Jesus, at least according to the respective gospels, is that Jesus’ sentiments closely echoed the social and economic policies of the political left in the 21st century. The Beatitudes from the Sermon on the Mount read like the mission statement of the ACLU: “Blessed are the poor, for theirs is kingdom of heaven,” “Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth,” and “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called ‘Sons of the living God’.” Jesus also said, “Judge not, or else you shall be judged, for you who pass judgment do the same things yourselves”, and “Sell what you have and give it to the poor” (I’m paraphrasing here). Sounds an awful lot like wealth redistribution to me, a societal woe that urgently needs to be addressed if ever there was one. So, when Republicans accuse Obama of being a brown-skinned socialist who wants to redistribute the wealth, they’re thinking of Jesus.

Biblical illiteracy is what has allowed the Republican Party to get away with shaping Jesus into their image. That’s why politicians on the right can get away with saying ‘the Lord commands’ that our healthcare, prisons, schools, retirement, transport, and all the rest should be run by corporations for profit. When the Christian Right believes it’s channeling Jesus when they say it’s immoral for government to tax billionaires to help pay for healthcare, education and the poor, they’re actually channeling atheism. When Bill O’Reilly claims the poor are immoral and lazy, that’s not Jesus, it’s atheism! The price this country has paid for biblical illiteracy is measured by how far we’ve moved toward atheism’s “utopia”. In the past three decades, we’ve slashed taxes on corporations and the wealthy, destroyed labor unions, deregulated financial markets, eroded public safety nets, and committed to one globalist corporate free-trade agreement after another. With the far-right, Republican-appointed majority on the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the Koch brothers’ Citizens United, the flow of billions of dollars from anonymous donors to the most reliable voting bloc of the Republican Party—the Christian Right—will continue to perpetuate the biblically incompatible, anti-government, pro-deregulation-of-business, anti-healthcare-for-all, Tea Party American version of Christianity, and I for one have had more than enough.

2 thoughts on “The Christian Right Is Neither, and Here Goes Your Proof

  1. Excellent post. There’s a reason why many Christians don’t know the Bible, because they think the Bible says what they believe instead of it says what it means. As for the example that you cited about the King James version of the Bible, it’s indicative of why Brian McLaren said that the average Christian would be deeply disturbed if they ever learned church history. After all, what exactly was the Word of God for the first 1,300 years of Christianity (before the King James Bible)? Well, for the most part, it was the Catholic Bible. Therefore some Christians would have to admit that there was no one accurate Word of God for the first 1,300 years of Christianity, as if that makes any sense at all. Beyond that, you have the issue that important Christian scriptures have been intentionally left out of the Bible. Further, the interpretation of the Bible is lacking. For example, Jewish rabbis believed that the Old Testament needed interpretation so the Talmud was written. Yet, Christians believe that the Old Testament should be interpreted by Christians themselves. Since the Levites wrote the Old Testament, shouldn’t we accept their interpretation of the Old Testament? After all, they wrote it. The same thing somewhat relates to the New Testament which was written in a Midrashic form of writing which was customary for the times. So many of the words cannot be read literally, for example the story of Jesus cursing the fig tree. Good luck on getting Christianity to admit that they’ve hijacked their own religion.

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  2. I usually get uneasy when people put a political label on Jesus, as I think the Kingdom of God that He spoke about is something that hasn’t come to full fruition yet and something that is hard for anybody to fully comprehend. I often think if Jesus was in government, He’d be in a separate party from all the major ones.

    Having said all that (ranted a bit, I know), this wax a well argued post. Conservatives/ Right tench to be pro – Capitalism/ pro “freedom” (for them anyway). From it, seems to be a bigger disparity between rich and poor.

    I think conservatives, at least economically are about maintaining the status Quo and not what is fair or just.

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